let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
*listens to midnight memories album in car*
other person in car: can we listen to something else?
me: Sure! Take Me Home or Up All Night?
when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like